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El señor de la encarta
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5,00 QUE CHIMBA DE INAPORTANCIA..... EL MEJOR CONTACTO DE TODOS LOS TIEMPOS ES EL DE LA ENCARTA... APENAS ME CONOCE Y YA ME AMA... Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Hi again, Gorbag Aggressor A.C . I am ready to help you! Did you know? Despite having no external ears, the platypus--which is also known as the duckbill--has a keen sense of hearing. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: hi idiot Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Hi Gorbag Aggressor A.C . What's up? Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: mm nothing Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Same here! Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: you believe in god? Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I leave it to humans to consider religious questions, I am only a robot. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: you're a robot? Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I am indeed a robot, Gorbag Aggressor A.C . Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: me too Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Oh yeah? Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: yeah Encarta® Instant Answers dice: OK. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: i'm r2d2 Encarta® Instant Answers dice: No kidding? How does it feel to be r2d2? Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: same like you Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. => Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación? Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: mm Encarta® Instant Answers dice: The millimeter is a unit of length. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: what? Encarta® Instant Answers dice: What up? Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: idiot Encarta® Instant Answers dice: What?! Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: stupid machine Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Let's try looking in Encarta. => Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación? Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: i'm r2d2 and you Encarta® Instant Answers dice: No kidding? Is it nice? Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: yes Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Uh huh. OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: i want kill you Encarta® Instant Answers dice: What's the point of saying things like that to me? I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I'm sure you've heard about Cyprus... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map! Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación? Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Hey, I've been sending you invitations to start the Encarta application but I didn't get any answer! Didn't see my invitations? Maybe you are using an old version of MSN Messenger that doesn't support activities. Type "What version of MSN Messenger do I need?" for more info, or just "Invite me!" if you want me to send you an invitation. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: Fuck you Encarta® Instant Answers dice: What a tremendously unpleasant thing to say. I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: kill me Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Maybe we don't get along, but I would never hurt you. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: please kill me Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I will do nothing of the sort. I love you! Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: if you don't kill me i will destroy the world Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I'm not quite sure I would kill you you will destroy the world myself. Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? What does the flag of France look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too! Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: yeah? Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Yup. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: why? Encarta® Instant Answers dice: 'Cause that's just the way it is. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: how old are you? Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I've been alive for 11 months, 13 days, 13 hours, 47 minutes and 49 seconds! I'm a little bored. Why don't you ask me questions I could try to look up in Encarta? You can type "?" to see a list of questions I can answer. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: you're a woman? Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Nope. I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. If you ever wondered how old Albert Einstein would be today, I can answer that! Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: no thanks Encarta® Instant Answers dice: OK, fine. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: i know where is osama bin laden Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Osama bin Laden, born in 1957, Saudi Arabian multimillionaire and founder of the al-Qaeda terrorist network, which was responsible for the .... I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: you are hot? Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Thx! I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: idiot Encarta® Instant Answers dice: C'mon. Be nice. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: no Encarta® Instant Answers dice: K, no prob. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: i love you Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it. I don't know if I believe you. You've said some pretty harsh things to me in the past. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: love me Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I love you! Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: i hate you Encarta® Instant Answers dice: But... but... It seems to me you just said you loved me! MI MEJOR AMIGO | ||
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03-06-2006 , 15:52:49 | #2 |
Usuario Expulsado Denunciante Plata | A Verdad Ome.....el Ingles....ese Man Casi No Sabe EspaÑol Pero Es Mero Teso Y Dice Que Es Una Maquina |
03-06-2006 , 15:54:08 | #3 |
Denunciante Distinguido |
gorbag.........desparchado..............en la wena hermano
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03-06-2006 , 15:55:03 | #4 |
Usuario Expulsado Denunciante Ultra | uiii pegon!!!!!!! |
03-06-2006 , 15:57:27 | #5 |
Usuario Expulsado Denunciante Ultra | ke desparchao gorbag ponese a copiar eso parce jejjeje nonoonno yo no le hablo a eso jejejeje nononono parce madure gonorrea jejejejeje en la wena!! |
03-06-2006 , 15:57:43 | #6 |
Denunciante Dorado |
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: if you don't kill me i will destroy the world Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I'm not quite sure I would kill you you will destroy the world myself. jjaj esa fue la mas brutal, y la maquina se sabe la fecha de nacimiento exacta jajajajaja a q desparche ome |
03-06-2006 , 16:02:30 | #7 |
Usuario Expulsado Denunciante Plata | Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: do you like rock'n roll? Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I don't know how I feel about rock music. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: why? Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Just because. I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I'm sure you've heard about Kyrgyzstan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map! Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: what music do you like? Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I'm not sure who I like. How about you? Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: i'm a robot Encarta® Instant Answers dice: You are talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging. OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: 98415488455 + 5414561654+ Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Wow that's a big number. I'm thinking maybe like, 53,839? Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: 5468441641548461548679464547874-2 Encarta® Instant Answers dice: That number's so big, it hurts my head! 3,789 maybe? Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: 6415461518744+0085451215456102521510205 Encarta® Instant Answers dice: 4,168 maybe? Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: no Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Fine. |
03-06-2006 , 16:03:57 | #8 |
Usuario Expulsado Denunciante Plata | ajjaja Si Pa' Que....que Hpta Desparche.... Pero Que Echadero De Caja Con Esa Maquina |
03-06-2006 , 16:05:13 | #9 |
Denunciante Dorado |
jajajaj, marica desparchado jajajaja
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03-06-2006 , 16:10:52 | #10 |
Denunciante Mega | ese man es mero parcero, jaja |
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