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QUE CHIMBA DE INAPORTANCIA.....
EL MEJOR CONTACTO DE TODOS LOS TIEMPOS ES EL DE LA ENCARTA...
APENAS ME CONOCE Y YA ME AMA...
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Hi again, Gorbag Aggressor A.C . I am ready to help you!
Did you know? Despite having no external ears, the platypus--which is also known as the duckbill--has a keen sense of hearing.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
hi idiot
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Hi Gorbag Aggressor A.C . What's up?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
mm nothing
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Same here!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
you believe in god?
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I leave it to humans to consider religious questions, I am only a robot.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
you're a robot?
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I am indeed a robot, Gorbag Aggressor A.C .
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
me too
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Oh yeah?
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yeah
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OK.
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i'm r2d2
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No kidding? How does it feel to be r2d2?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
same like you
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I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>
Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
mm
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The millimeter is a unit of length.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
what?
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What up?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
idiot
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What?!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
stupid machine
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Let's try looking in Encarta. =>
Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
i'm r2d2 and you
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No kidding? Is it nice?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
yes
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Uh huh.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
i want kill you
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What's the point of saying things like that to me?
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I'm sure you've heard about Cyprus... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map!
Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?
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Hey, I've been sending you invitations to start the Encarta application but I didn't get any answer!
Didn't see my invitations? Maybe you are using an old version of MSN Messenger that doesn't support activities.
Type "What version of MSN Messenger do I need?" for more info, or just "Invite me!" if you want me to send you an invitation.
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Fuck you
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What a tremendously unpleasant thing to say.
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
kill me
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Maybe we don't get along, but I would never hurt you.
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please kill me
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I will do nothing of the sort. I love you!
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if you don't kill me i will destroy the world
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I'm not quite sure I would kill you you will destroy the world myself.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? What does the flag of France look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too!
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yeah?
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Yup.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
why?
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'Cause that's just the way it is.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
how old are you?
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I've been alive for 11 months, 13 days, 13 hours, 47 minutes and 49 seconds!
I'm a little bored. Why don't you ask me questions I could try to look up in Encarta?
You can type "?" to see a list of questions I can answer.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
you're a woman?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Nope.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. If you ever wondered how old Albert Einstein would be today, I can answer that!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
no thanks
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OK, fine.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
i know where is osama bin laden
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Osama bin Laden, born in 1957, Saudi Arabian multimillionaire and founder of the al-Qaeda terrorist network, which was responsible for the ....
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
you are hot?
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Thx!
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
idiot
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C'mon. Be nice.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
no
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K, no prob.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
i love you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
I don't know if I believe you. You've said some pretty harsh things to me in the past.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
love me
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I love you!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
i hate you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
But... but... It seems to me you just said you loved me!
MI MEJOR AMIGO
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