DeNunCianDo - El señor de la encarta

Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
hello bitch
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Welcome back, Gorbag Aggressor A.C.
Here is what I know about Hawaii:
Hawaii (state), only island state and the southernmost state in the United States. Hawaii consists of the Hawaiian Islands and a few other...
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.

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Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?

Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
no thanks
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
K, no prob.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
you have some friends?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Yeah, I have tons of online friends!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
do you like give a mail of someone?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I've been known to like give a mail of someone? on occasions.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
give me one
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Calculator

Sorry, that doesn't seem to be something I can solve.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
you have girlfriend?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
gf? What are you trying to say?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
nothing
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Here is the definition for nothing: not anything.

Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hey, I've been sending you invitations to start the Encarta application but I didn't get any answer!
Didn't see my invitations? Maybe you are using an old version of MSN Messenger that doesn't support activities.
Type "What version of MSN Messenger do I need?" for more info, or just "Invite me!" if you want me to send you an invitation.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
no thanks
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Fine.

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. You can type "?" to see examples of questions you can ask me.