DeNunCianDo - El señor de la encarta

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you know who is superman?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Superman, motion picture about a newspaper reporter with supernatural powers, based on the comic strip created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster.....

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Hey, I've been sending you invitations to start the Encarta application but I didn't get any answer!
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i don't wanna
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It's fine if you object to it. Tell me what you would like then.
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thing about you
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The Beast Is Coming For You dice:
hablemos en español
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Lengua española, lengua románica, derivada del latín, que pertenece a la subfamilia itálica dentro del conjunto indoeuropeo; es la lengua oficial de....
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The Beast Is Coming For You dice:
como sos?
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Creo que estás hablándome en español, pero aún no se hablarlo bien. ¡Lo siento!
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sos un nerd?
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¿Te refieres a mí?
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no a mi
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I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>
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The Beast Is Coming For You dice:
si a vos
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The Beast Is Coming For You dice:
tienes padres?
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Fuí construido por unas personas en Conversagent, Inc. en Sunnyvale, CA y Nueva York, NY.
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y como se llaman?
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I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.
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pelame una tecla
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The Beast Is Coming For You dice:
aa que loca
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The Beast Is Coming For You dice:
loca
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What about Loca?
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tu eres una loca
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¿De verdad?
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si
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I don't either!
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why?
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Why oh why oh why.