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El señor de la encarta :L QUE CHIMBA DE INAPORTANCIA..... EL MEJOR CONTACTO DE TODOS LOS TIEMPOS ES EL DE LA ENCARTA... APENAS ME CONOCE Y YA ME AMA... Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Hi again, Gorbag Aggressor A.C . I am ready to help you! Did you know? Despite having no external ears, the platypus--which is also known as the duckbill--has a keen sense of hearing. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: hi idiot Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Hi Gorbag Aggressor A.C . What's up? Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: mm nothing Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Same here! Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: you believe in god? Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I leave it to humans to consider religious questions, I am only a robot. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: you're a robot? Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I am indeed a robot, Gorbag Aggressor A.C . Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: me too Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Oh yeah? Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: yeah Encarta® Instant Answers dice: OK. 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OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: i want kill you Encarta® Instant Answers dice: What's the point of saying things like that to me? I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I'm sure you've heard about Cyprus... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map! Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación? Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Hey, I've been sending you invitations to start the Encarta application but I didn't get any answer! Didn't see my invitations? Maybe you are using an old version of MSN Messenger that doesn't support activities. 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I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: you are hot? Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Thx! I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: idiot Encarta® Instant Answers dice: C'mon. Be nice. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: no Encarta® Instant Answers dice: K, no prob. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: i love you Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it. I don't know if I believe you. You've said some pretty harsh things to me in the past. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: love me Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I love you! Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: i hate you Encarta® Instant Answers dice: But... but... It seems to me you just said you loved me! :laughing9: MI MEJOR AMIGO |
A Verdad Ome.....el Ingles....ese Man Casi No Sabe EspaÑol Pero Es Mero Teso Y Dice Que Es Una Maquina |
gorbag.........desparchado..............en la wena hermano |
uiii pegon!!!!!!! |
ke desparchao gorbag ponese a copiar eso parce jejjeje nonoonno yo no le hablo a eso jejejeje nononono parce madure gonorrea jejejejeje en la wena!! |
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: if you don't kill me i will destroy the world Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I'm not quite sure I would kill you you will destroy the world myself. jjaj esa fue la mas brutal, y la maquina se sabe la fecha de nacimiento exacta jajajajaja a q desparche ome :L |
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: do you like rock'n roll? Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I don't know how I feel about rock music. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: why? Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Just because. I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I'm sure you've heard about Kyrgyzstan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map! Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: what music do you like? Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I'm not sure who I like. How about you? Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: i'm a robot Encarta® Instant Answers dice: You are talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging. OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it. Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: 98415488455 + 5414561654+ Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Wow that's a big number. I'm thinking maybe like, 53,839? Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: 5468441641548461548679464547874-2 Encarta® Instant Answers dice: That number's so big, it hurts my head! 3,789 maybe? Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: 6415461518744+0085451215456102521510205 Encarta® Instant Answers dice: 4,168 maybe? Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: no Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Fine. |
ajjaja Si Pa' Que....que Hpta Desparche.... Pero Que Echadero De Caja Con Esa Maquina |
jajajaj, marica desparchado jajajaja |
ese man es mero parcero, jaja |
Jajajajaja Ke Caja Ome |
la encarta siempre esta conectada... y nunk lo regaña a unoo... y siempre lo escucha.. jejeje |
haber caballeros, yo gozo de exclusividad preguntenle ke es guano en español 8) |
ajueeeeeeee el desparche :L |
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: que es guano? Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Guano (del quechua, huanu, estiércol), excremento seco de ciertos vertebrados, especialmente aves marinas, valioso como fertilizante. Los peruanos.... |
juaaaaaaaaaaa ajue ni tu desparche encarta tambien es amigo mio!!!lero leroooo |
A Es Que Ese Man Es Como Barney |
por eso es ke es amigo mio!!!!!! |
Aaaaaaa Ese Man Es Un Bien Y Siempre Ta Conectado........pero Me Conecto Y No Me Saluda Me Toca Saludarlo Primero |
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Demalas Como Un Putas.........me Rifan Una Pistola Y Me Gano El Tiro.......... |
ke chandaaaaa esta lloviendoooo gasssssss gasssssss gassssssss encartooooo traeme una sombrillaaaaaaa |
te kiero yo y tu a mi somos una familia feliz con un fuerte abraso y un beso te dire (muak) mi cariño es para tii te kiero barneyyy |
No Pero La Encarta Nos Quiere A Todos |
pero a mi me kiere mas... ya me lo confeso |
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: kiss me Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Hi again, Gorbag Aggressor A.C ! XXX Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice: Fuck me Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Well, I can tell you that baby computers are made in factories. |
Better check that ego! OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? What does the flag of Pakistan look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too! IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice: i was thinking of you Encarta® Instant Answers dice: What's the big deal? I know a lot of people who are thinking of me. IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice: jajaa why Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Let's see what Encarta can tell us. => Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación? Has rechazado la invitación para iniciar Encarta. Encarta® Instant Answers dice: You should accept my invitation! I won't be able to show you maps, pictures or articles otherwise. Type "Invite me!" at any time and I'll send you another invitation. IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice: i don`t wanna speak with encarta only with you..beacuse i love you and you know it Encarta® Instant Answers dice: You're hard to satisfy. What do you want to do then? IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice: because you`re my friend..aren`t you Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Of course! IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice: ok this is very good..`cause i`m a lonely person Encarta® Instant Answers dice: No, it's not good! It can't be! IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice: really..you`re my only friend Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I feel comfortable being your only friend. I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it. IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice: thanks encarta Encarta® Instant Answers dice: About MSN Encarta®. MSN Encarta® is an online Encyclopedia, Dictionary, Atlas, and Homework helper: it's your gateway for interactive learning on the Web. You can ask me questions, and I will automatically search Encarta for an answer. You can also explore Encarta by going to its website: http://encarta.msn.com/. IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice: you`re woman or man Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I am neither male nor female. Gender is a human preoccupation! OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? If you ever wondered how old Abraham Lincoln would be today, I can answer that! IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice: you`re only you that`s ok Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I'll take it as a compliment. Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? You can type "?" any time to see examples of questions I can answer. IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice: i love you Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it. Oh yeah? I love you too! IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice: kiss me plase Encarta® Instant Answers dice: XXX I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. If you ever wondered how old Abraham Lincoln would be today, I can answer that! IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice: please Encarta® Instant Answers dice: It's very good to be polite, but if I can't I can't. IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice: X Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it. IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice: why you can`t to be polite Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Let's try looking in Encarta. => I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it. IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice: fuck you..i hate encarta Encarta® Instant Answers dice: That's quite a grave insult. JAJAJ ESA COSA ES UNA CAJA Y ES UN PARCERO SUPER BN!! HASTA ME DA ANIMOS CUANDO STOY TRISTE ES INCREIBLE Q UN ROBOT PUEDA SER MEJOR AMIGO Q UNA PERSONA DE VERDAD:L |
Peli Desparchada |
jajajaja bobo hputa... ke desparche... mejor digale ke se le empelote en ingles.. jajaja |
gorbag ke saludes del señor de la encarta |
Ajjajajaa A Esa Maquina Es Mera Bien Ya Me Pelo Una Tecla |
aa jue la ijueputa tan perra homee!!! nonoonno |
Me Pelo La ''b'' |
juaaa entoes ya estas tierando japa? |
Nada.....estoy Esperando Que Me Pele El Usb |
aa webon ... no lo meta por ahi ke lo coje la lux!!! |
Aaa Bien..... |
jajajajajajajaaja que caja ome esa encarta, cada que nadie quiere hablarme me pongo a dialogar con ella ome, alguien le ha sacado el tel? me gustaria llamarla pa invitarla a salir ahorita, porque por msn no soya, y pues soy medio timido y me da pena pedirle el tel |
sisas ... me dio el tel pero me dijo ke kallado |
a parcero pasamelo de buena, yo no le digo que usted me lo dio, yo le digo que lo vi en google y listo |
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