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| Staff Retirado Con Honores  Denunciante Dorado  |  Photoshop Me, Please!
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 The girl wanted to become an angel with white wings.   The girl wanted to stress her warm attitude to her friend without any sexual context.    This guy wished he could have wings.      He asked for a tan, a crown and another background.   The girl didn’t like the walls in her picture.   The guy wanted to look brutal and gothic.   He wanted the picture to have a sign saying LION.  ‘Lion’  These guys wanted the background to look more mysterious.   She wanted to change her hair style, get a rosy hairpin, and look like an Emo.  ‘I am a pussy’   The girl didn’t want to be on this picture any longer.    The guy said he didn’t like the background.    She wanted to be surrounded by funny icons.   The girl asked to change the picture so that her beloved one could understand that she loved him and needed him badly.   They wanted a blinking picture with words written with the help of the most beautiful font.  ‘The most beautiful font’  He needed another background and better decor.   She didn’t like her present background and hairstyle.    The girl wanted to make one picture out of the two ones above.   She wished to have blue Nike label and gray background.  ‘Burn your camera, there is too much it has seen!’    She wanted to look different and glamorous.       Her dream was to become a mermaid.    She wanted to have longer lashes, better looking skin and brighter eyes.    ‘Goddess’  ‘I am pooing!’  She wanted the word ‘Positive’ to be written here.  ‘Possitifff’    The girl wanted her boyfriend to be with her on the picture.     She wanted spring background.        The bad guys are terrorizing the neighborhood.  ‘Guys, let’s be friends!’ – ‘What the f…?’   ‘Where are you from, boy?’  ‘What the f…? It ain’t no munchies! ‘  ‘No animal feeding!’  The last shot. ‘Is he taking our pictures?’  Anatoly Wasserman. Did you know that Google and Wikipedia appeared in the result of short lived dreaminess of Wasserman?  Wasserman’s brain is the only thing in the Universe needed by Chuck Norris.   | |
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| Staff Retirado Con Honores Denunciante Dorado |  Respuesta: Photoshop Me, Please!
Examine Wasserman’s picture for 5 minutes and your IQ will be increased by 30%.  Wasserman’s wife still calls him Sauron the Great.  Anatoly Wasserman is deputy chief of Internet.  Wasserman doesn’t need Internet, he has memory. His waistcoat weighs 70 kg and contains 354 objects. Among other things, he has a pocket equiangulator and a scaled model of Universe.  His hamster got second higher education. He is also the head of Microsoft corporation.  The Wasserman reaction is positive.  ‘Do you remember our intellectual game? I warned you that time!’  Every cell of his brain has IQ 200 and an area equal in size to a rat. He remembers the pi character by heart.  When Wasserman goes for a walk he always takes Britannica with him just to read it in the subway.  Anatoly’s fans.  Having spent a night with Wasserman, Pamela Anderson got a degree in cosmology.  ‘Take me on board I am a bunny.’ ’No, you are not, a hare belongs to the mammal species classified in the order rodents’  ‘Do you still want to ask me why I don’t have time for private life?’  ‘My new car is far from being perfect but will suit me fine’  During 2 hours of work Wasserman’s brain consumes enough energy to supply 3 kindergartens with heating.  ‘I am not that comfortable’  His glasses are made of reserve lenses for the Hubble space telescope.  He can divide numbers by zero!  According to Nostradamus, by 2017 the Earth will be stuffed with Wasserman’s pockets leading to eradication of humanity.   ‘I am not a crayfish’  ‘Who is saying he is fed up with Wasserman’s pictures? Hey, you, wait right where you are, I’ll be with you in a minute’  Chuck Norris: ‘Well done!’   ‘Anatoly’s face is found on Mars’  ‘Anatoly-1000′  ‘The anti-subtance is circled! Galaxy is safe now!’   ‘Brains’       DJ Anatoly was dreaming to become a sound technician, or a DJ at least…       ‘Die Hard’  ‘Wonders of Selection’  ‘I need to go to the library!’      |
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03-08-2011
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| Staff Retirado Con Honores Denunciante Dorado | Respuesta: Photoshop Me, Please!   The guy didn’t like the wallpapers behind him.      A bit of brutality.   She likes the Gothic style.      Emofans.   This boy is fond of Chinese characters.     This guy wanted a devil behind him.      The photo had to look more fun.   The girl wanted to make a pic better and look less stoned.       ‘Here they are!’    The girl wanted another background and to look more glamorous.   The effect of driving along the road was wanted.     “No people behind me, please!”    ‘Excuse me, have you ever faced a problem of shit sticking to your hair?’  “Another background, pls!”    The two asked to make their faces look better.  ‘Do you remember how it all started?’   ‘I have found an orchid in the forest!’       ‘Would you like to be my boyfriend?’     The guys wanted to look aggressive and brutal.     The girl didn’t like the background.   “No this crappy background, please”  ‘It’s me and my girlfriend on Ibiza!’  A bit of tan, smooth skin, another background.”  On the Red Sea.  Another background…    |
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03-08-2011
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| Denunciante Bronce  | Respuesta: Photoshop Me, Please!  ¡Están muy buenos! |
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03-08-2011
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| Staff Retirado Con Honores Denunciante Dorado  | Respuesta: Photoshop Me, Please! estos rusos son muy tostaos  |
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