Examine Wasserman’s picture for 5 minutes and your IQ will be increased by 30%.

Wasserman’s wife still calls him Sauron the Great.

Anatoly Wasserman is deputy chief of Internet.

Wasserman doesn’t need Internet, he has memory. His waistcoat weighs 70 kg and contains 354 objects. Among other things, he has a pocket equiangulator and a scaled model of Universe.

His hamster got second higher education. He is also the head of Microsoft corporation.

The Wasserman reaction is positive.

‘Do you remember our intellectual game? I warned you that time!’

Every cell of his brain has IQ 200 and an area equal in size to a rat. He remembers the pi character by heart.

When Wasserman goes for a walk he always takes Britannica with him just to read it in the subway.

Anatoly’s fans.

Having spent a night with Wasserman, Pamela Anderson got a degree in cosmology.

‘Take me on board I am a bunny.’ ’No, you are not, a hare belongs to the mammal species classified in the order rodents’

‘Do you still want to ask me why I don’t have time for private life?’


‘My new car is far from being perfect but will suit me fine’

During 2 hours of work Wasserman’s brain consumes enough energy to supply 3 kindergartens with heating.

‘I am not that comfortable’

His glasses are made of reserve lenses for the Hubble space telescope.

He can divide numbers by zero!

According to Nostradamus, by 2017 the Earth will be stuffed with Wasserman’s pockets leading to eradication of humanity.


‘I am not a crayfish’

‘Who is saying he is fed up with Wasserman’s pictures? Hey, you, wait right where you are, I’ll be with you in a minute’

Chuck Norris: ‘Well done!’


‘Anatoly’s face is found on Mars’

‘Anatoly-1000′

‘The anti-subtance is circled! Galaxy is safe now!’


‘Brains’






DJ Anatoly was dreaming to become a sound technician, or a DJ at least…






‘Die Hard’

‘Wonders of Selection’

‘I need to go to the library!’