Photoshop Me, Please!

[Ayudante De Santa]

[CHECO]

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The girl wanted to become an angel with white wings.
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The girl wanted to stress her warm attitude to her friend without any sexual context.
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This guy wished he could have wings.
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He asked for a tan, a crown and another background.
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The girl didn’t like the walls in her picture.
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The guy wanted to look brutal and gothic.
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He wanted the picture to have a sign saying LION.
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‘Lion’
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These guys wanted the background to look more mysterious.
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She wanted to change her hair style, get a rosy hairpin, and look like an Emo.
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‘I am a pussy’
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The girl didn’t want to be on this picture any longer.
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The guy said he didn’t like the background.
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She wanted to be surrounded by funny icons.
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The girl asked to change the picture so that her beloved one could understand that she loved him and needed him badly.
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They wanted a blinking picture with words written with the help of the most beautiful font.
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‘The most beautiful font’
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He needed another background and better decor.
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She didn’t like her present background and hairstyle.
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The girl wanted to make one picture out of the two ones above.
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She wished to have blue Nike label and gray background.
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‘Burn your camera, there is too much it has seen!’
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She wanted to look different and glamorous.
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Her dream was to become a mermaid.
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She wanted to have longer lashes, better looking skin and brighter eyes.
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‘Goddess’
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‘I am pooing!’
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She wanted the word ‘Positive’ to be written here.
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‘Possitifff’
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The girl wanted her boyfriend to be with her on the picture.
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She wanted spring background.
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The bad guys are terrorizing the neighborhood.
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‘Guys, let’s be friends!’ – ‘What the f…?’
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‘Where are you from, boy?’
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‘What the f…? It ain’t no munchies! ‘
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‘No animal feeding!’
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The last shot. ‘Is he taking our pictures?’
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Anatoly Wasserman. Did you know that Google and Wikipedia appeared in the result of short lived dreaminess of Wasserman?
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Wasserman’s brain is the only thing in the Universe needed by Chuck Norris.
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[Ayudante De Santa]

[CHECO]

Examine Wasserman’s picture for 5 minutes and your IQ will be increased by 30%.
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Wasserman’s wife still calls him Sauron the Great.
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Anatoly Wasserman is deputy chief of Internet.
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Wasserman doesn’t need Internet, he has memory. His waistcoat weighs 70 kg and contains 354 objects. Among other things, he has a pocket equiangulator and a scaled model of Universe.
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His hamster got second higher education. He is also the head of Microsoft corporation.
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The Wasserman reaction is positive.
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‘Do you remember our intellectual game? I warned you that time!’
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Every cell of his brain has IQ 200 and an area equal in size to a rat. He remembers the pi character by heart.
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When Wasserman goes for a walk he always takes Britannica with him just to read it in the subway.
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Anatoly’s fans.
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Having spent a night with Wasserman, Pamela Anderson got a degree in cosmology.
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‘Take me on board I am a bunny.’ ’No, you are not, a hare belongs to the mammal species classified in the order rodents’
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‘Do you still want to ask me why I don’t have time for private life?’
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‘My new car is far from being perfect but will suit me fine’
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During 2 hours of work Wasserman’s brain consumes enough energy to supply 3 kindergartens with heating.
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‘I am not that comfortable’
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His glasses are made of reserve lenses for the Hubble space telescope.
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He can divide numbers by zero!
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According to Nostradamus, by 2017 the Earth will be stuffed with Wasserman’s pockets leading to eradication of humanity.
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‘I am not a crayfish’
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‘Who is saying he is fed up with Wasserman’s pictures? Hey, you, wait right where you are, I’ll be with you in a minute’
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Chuck Norris: ‘Well done!’
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‘Anatoly’s face is found on Mars’
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‘Anatoly-1000′
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‘The anti-subtance is circled! Galaxy is safe now!’
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‘Brains’
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DJ Anatoly was dreaming to become a sound technician, or a DJ at least…
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‘Die Hard’
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‘Wonders of Selection’
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‘I need to go to the library!’
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[CHECO]

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The guy didn’t like the wallpapers behind him.
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A bit of brutality.
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She likes the Gothic style.
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Emofans.
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This boy is fond of Chinese characters.
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This guy wanted a devil behind him.
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The photo had to look more fun.
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The girl wanted to make a pic better and look less stoned.
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‘Here they are!’
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The girl wanted another background and to look more glamorous.
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The effect of driving along the road was wanted.
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“No people behind me, please!”
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‘Excuse me, have you ever faced a problem of shit sticking to your hair?’
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“Another background, pls!”
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The two asked to make their faces look better.
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‘Do you remember how it all started?’
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‘I have found an orchid in the forest!’
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‘Would you like to be my boyfriend?’
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The guys wanted to look aggressive and brutal.
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The girl didn’t like the background.
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“No this crappy background, please”
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‘It’s me and my girlfriend on Ibiza!’
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A bit of tan, smooth skin, another background.”
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On the Red Sea.
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Another background…
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[Alets]

:funny::funny: ¡Están muy buenos!

[-Damphir-]

estos rusos son muy tostaos :S