1. Let’s be honest, it’s been so long you’ll probably end up looking like this:



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2. Or this:



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3. Or you’ll get tangled in a web of disappointment like this:



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4. Gym equipment is also unreliable:



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5. Like, really unreliable:



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6. And working out outside is just as dangerous:



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7. You’re not safe in your driveway:



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8. And you’re certainly not safe on the beach:



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9. Or in your dorm room:



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10. Or your garage:



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11. And you’re especially not safe if you live with a cat:



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12. You think you’re an expert? You’ll probably still end up looking like this:



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13. Or this:



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14. “But what about swimming? That sounds much, much safer!” THINK AGAIN, NUMBSKULL:



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15. And if you’re a 275-pound man who thinks skateboarding is a good way to exercise…think again:




16. And don’t even get me started on treadmills. Dangerous, dangerous treadmills:



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17. Does this look like it’s worth it?



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18. What about this?



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19. WHAT ABOUT THIS???



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20. Did you know that treadmills are actually programmed to embarrass you?



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In conclusion, if you’re going to go to the gym, copy what this guy is doing:



He’s got the right idea.