The doggies had a meeting,
they came from near and far,
some of them by airplane
and some by bus or a car.

As all the doggies entered
and signed the visitor's book
Each doggie took it's asshole off
and hung it on a hook.

As the doggies gathered
All pure breeds, danes and sire.
Some dirty rabbet bastard
came in and shouted fire.

The doggies where in a panic
they had no time to look.
They grabbed the nearest asshole
off the nearest hook.

And that is why you'll see today,
A dog will leave a bone
to sniff anothers asshole
to see if it's their own.