Too big, too small
Size does matter, after all
Zu groß, zu klein
Er könnte etwas größer sein
Mercedes Benz und Autobahn
Alleine in das Ausland fahren
Reise, reise, Fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit
Just a little, bitch

You've got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now, before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany

Too short, too tall
Doesn't matter, one size fits all
Zu groß, zu klein
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein
Schönes Fräulein lust auf mehr
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr
Schnaps im Kopf, holde Braut
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut

Just a little bit
Be my little bitch

You've got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see
I can't get laid in Germany

Germany!
Germany!

You've got a pussy!
I have a dick!
So, what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!

You've got a pussy
I have a dick
So what's the problem
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short so I can't wait
Take me now, oh don't you see
I can't get laid in Germany