Basic English for Colombian people‏

[Ayudante De Santa]

[EL MISMO PATO]

I didn´t understand potato = no entendí ni papa
To the hair!! = al pelo!!
What happended, broken-legged indian = qué le pasa, indio pati-rajao
Pass me the haver = pásame el tenedor (mi lógica: have = tener, haver = tenedor)
I am unpatched = estoy desparchado
That type falls me fat = ese tipo me cae gordo
My friends are very ticket = mis amigos son una boleta
They want to pass me by teh cookie = me quieren pasar por la galleta


It figured me to camel = me figuró camellar
This bar is until the tits = este bar está hasta las tetas
What a wet cat! = qué mojigato!
Today I ate overbelly with bonus bread = hoy comí sobrebarriga con pandebonos
Batteries! = Pilas!
They took a shit from the laughter = se cagaron de la risa
Don´t be so waterparty = no seas tan aguafiestas
Your singing wing costs me egg = tu cantaleta me vale huevo
We have to be fly, crazy = hay que estar mosca, loco
I didn´t fall in the count = no caí en cuenta
Are you drinking my hair? = Me estás tomando del pelo?
The fat lady went Rambo = se armó la gorda
Frying pan chinese, the cow bit you = paila chino, lo mordió la vaca
She stayed with the curlies done = se quedó con los crespos hechos
I got pigskinated = me enchicharronaron
She´s a technology hit and run = la atropella la tecnología
There you are painted = ahí estás pintado
Too many catfish in thi skewered beef = demasiados bagres en este chuzo
I have an edge = tengo un filo
It touched me go to leg = me tocó irme a pata