Chistes buenos, malos y perversos...

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jajajaja finura

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Razón por la que el Staff compra celulares por docenas...


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Que alguien me explique como hicieron para meter esa botella gigante de Electrolit al estadio...




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[Flébil]

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Jajajaja (jav2) me identifico

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Un hombre está en su lecho de muerte y le pregunta a su esposa:

- Marisa, pronto me iré para siempre y hay algo que tengo que saber. En todos estos 50 años de matrimonio, ¿alguna vez me has sido infiel?

Marisa respondió:

- Bueno, Henry, tengo que ser honesta contigo. Sí, te he sido infiel tres veces durante estos 50 años, pero siempre por una buena razón.

Henry obviamente se sintió herido por la confesión de su esposa, pero dijo:

- Nunca lo sospeché. ¿Puedes decirme qué quieres decir con 'buenas razones'?

Marisa dijo:

- “La primera vez fue poco después de que nos casamos y estábamos a punto de perder nuestra pequeña casa porque no podíamos pagar la hipoteca. ¿Recuerdas que una noche fui a ver al banquero y al día siguiente te notificó que el préstamo sería extendido?”.

Henry recordó la visita al banquero y dijo:

- Puedo perdonarte por eso. Salvaste nuestra casa, pero ¿qué pasó la segunda vez?

Marisa preguntó:

- ¿Y recuerdas cuando estabas muy enfermo, pero no teníamos dinero para pagar la cirugía de corazón que necesitabas? Bueno, fui a ver a tu médico una noche y, si recuerdas, te operó sin cobrarte nada.

- Lo recuerdo, dijo Henry. Y lo hiciste para salvarme la vida, así que, por supuesto, puedo perdonarte por eso. Ahora, cuéntame sobre la tercera vez.

- Muy bien, dijo Marisa, ¿Recuerdas cuando te postulaste para presidente de tu club de golf y necesitabas 113 votos más?

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Con el fin de reactivar la pasión en nuestra relación, mi esposa y yo jugamos a la doctora y el paciente en el hospital Hot...

Creo que se tomó muy en serio su papel porque me dio turno para dentro de tres meses...

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El que entendió, entendió...




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De a poquito voy entendiendo a Cristian Nodal...



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Leí que masturbarse a diario mejora el léxico.

Quedé absorto ante tal afirmación. Me exacerba cuando de soslayo, un petulante enarbola cultismos tan rimbombantes, corolario cuyo efímero fin es obnubilar los raquíticos acervos de los más palurdos ante su despótica lexicología

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Y uno perdiendo el tiempo viendo fútbol...




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Cría fama...




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- ¿Los noticieros de tu país son serios?

- Pues...



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Estoy armando un tour para irnos para Etiopía.

¿Cuántos se apuntan?




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¡Papa, Papa! Ayer salí con mi nuevo novio mecánico y me dijo algo que no entiendo. Me dijo que tengo un lindo chasis y dos bellos amortiguadores, aparte de dos fabulosos paragolpes.

El padre le contesta:

- Dile a tu novio, que si abre el capó y mide el aceite del motor, le rompo el tubo de escape!

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