Hablen con DIOS!

Me:
que es esto ome
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
un poquito que
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
a?
God:
A B C...
Me:
b?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
spanish?
God:
Are you saying you are Spanish or you speak Spanish?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
colombia
God:
Does "it" still refer to b?
Me:
perro hpta
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?

q bobada

Me:
Oelo!
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Af fin ke maricon... existis o no?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Si sos tan teso, hablame en espanol
God:
Er. What do you have that is ?
Me:
Jajaja patooooooooo diske todopoderoso, y no sabes hablar espanol xD
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Suerte ome.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Yo soy un Librepensador.

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Nacen para estudiar, estudian para trabajar, trabajan para morir... estaban muertos desde el principio.

Me:
kiubo
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
ha pues muy mal, me parece ke siempre habra formas
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
na ke va no me estaba riendo
God:
Are you serious? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
tu cerebro , como asi
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
bueno pues bien por vos
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
huy repe la pregunta
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
huy ps no habia preguntado nada
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
ps si claro
God:
Yikes! Can we get back to business?
Me:
bueno, chaito ps
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
no se men decime vos
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Is that a sign?
Me:
no se contame
God:
I didn't think so. What is your sign? In the context of se men decime vos, I don't understand " se contame." .
Me:
jajajajja muy pillin
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
cuales catgorias, si no habian hablado de eso
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
huy ke pena
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
en Colombia men
God:
Tell me a little about your life in en Colombia men.
Me:
Rasca, pega y prende
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about en Colombia men.
Me:
na ke va, mucho complike y es lo mismo ke otros
God:
What are we talking about? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
libros men
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
no se me ocurre nada
God:
Are you serious? I've never heard of them before.
Me:
jajajaj pura frase de cajon

Jajajajajaaj!!!

jajaja muy parche jajaja ese kiko jajaja

God:
Tell me a little about your life in en Colombia men.
Me:
Rasca, pega y prende



xD

Me:
ola
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
tavo y el tuyo
God:
How are you doing, tavo y el tuyo.
Me:
en espaol por favol
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
no hablas en espaol
God:
Are you serious? Do you still ?
Me:
como
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
mmmmmmmm
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
por eso en espanol
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
cual talk
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
mmmmmm
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
graxias
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
chao
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
medellin
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
stil stil a si me gusta dormir
God:
Are we still talking about medellin?
Me:
mmmmmmm
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
scar face
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
mmmmmmm
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
la cucaracha la cucaracha ya no puede caminar por k le falta por k no tiene una patica pa andar
God:
Je n en connais pas .

jajajaja y ja

Me:
do you speak spanish?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in me spanish.
Me:
yes: for example, ateo, puta, perra, culo...
God:
So? Can you think of another example?
Me:
yes... Incrédulo, Izquierda, Blasfemia
God:
I understand. Do you mind if I tell other people: said n c r l o Izquierda Blasfemia.
Me:
well...let's talk about Uribe, ok?
God:
Well what? OK. Sure, but Uribe doesn't sounds like a good topic.
Me:
do you remember Colombia?
God:
Yes I remember everything: said n c r l o Izquierda Blasfemia.
Me:
are you kidding me???
God:
Yes I am just joking around, .
Me:
holly shit...fuck you!
God:
Who are you talking about? Why are you so mean?
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
good bye, and fuck you
God:
And remember, I love you.