DeNunCianDo - English Classes

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HERE YOU HAVE SOME ENGLISH CLASSES.. I HOPE YOU LEARN JEJEJE....

To the hair! = al pelo!
It misses me spider = me extraña, araña
What happened, broken-legged indian = que le pasa, indio pati-rajao
Pass me the haver = pasame el tenedor (mi lógica: have = tener, haver = tenedor)
I am unpatched = estoy desparchado
That type falls me fat = ese tipo me cae gordo
My friends are very ticket = mis amigos son una boleta
They want to pass me by the cookie = me quieren pasar por la galleta
It figured me to camel = me figuró camellar　　
This bar is until the tits = este bar está hasta las tetas
What a wet cat! = que mojigato!
Today I ate overbelly with bonus bread = hoy comí sobrebarriga con pandebonos
Batteries! = pilas!
They took a shit from the laughter = se cagaron de la risa
Don't be so waterparty = no seas tan aguafiestas
Your singing wing costs me egg = tu cantaleta me vale huevo
We have to be fly, crazy = hay que estar mosca, loco
I didn't fall in the count = no caí en cuenta
Are you drinking my hair? = me estás tomando del pelo?
The fat lady went Rambo = se armó la gorda
Frying pan chinese, the cow bit you = paila chino, lo mordio la vaca
She stayed with the curlies done = se quedó con los crespos hechos
I got pigskinated = me enchicharronaron
She's a technology hit and run = la atropella la tecnologia
There you are painted = ahi estás pintado
Too many catfish in this skewered beef = demasiados bagres en este chuzo
I have an edge = tengo un filo
It touched me go to leg = me tocó irme a pata