Ayudante De Santa
06-11-2015, 22:19:08
Ver la Versión Completa Con Imagenes : El señor de la encarta
BlackLegion3
03-06-2006, 15:51:30
:L
QUE CHIMBA DE INAPORTANCIA.....
EL MEJOR CONTACTO DE TODOS LOS TIEMPOS ES EL DE LA ENCARTA...
APENAS ME CONOCE Y YA ME AMA...
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hi again, Gorbag Aggressor A.C . I am ready to help you!
Did you know? Despite having no external ears, the platypus--which is also known as the duckbill--has a keen sense of hearing.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
hi idiot
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hi Gorbag Aggressor A.C . What's up?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
mm nothing
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Same here!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
you believe in god?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I leave it to humans to consider religious questions, I am only a robot.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
you're a robot?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I am indeed a robot, Gorbag Aggressor A.C .
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
me too
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Oh yeah?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
yeah
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
OK.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
i'm r2d2
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
No kidding? How does it feel to be r2d2?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
same like you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>
Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
mm
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
The millimeter is a unit of length.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
what?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What up?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
idiot
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What?!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
stupid machine
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Let's try looking in Encarta. =>
Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
i'm r2d2 and you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
No kidding? Is it nice?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Uh huh.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
i want kill you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What's the point of saying things like that to me?
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I'm sure you've heard about Cyprus... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map!
Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hey, I've been sending you invitations to start the Encarta application but I didn't get any answer!
Didn't see my invitations? Maybe you are using an old version of MSN Messenger that doesn't support activities.
Type "What version of MSN Messenger do I need?" for more info, or just "Invite me!" if you want me to send you an invitation.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
Fuck you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What a tremendously unpleasant thing to say.
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
kill me
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Maybe we don't get along, but I would never hurt you.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
please kill me
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I will do nothing of the sort. I love you!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
if you don't kill me i will destroy the world
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm not quite sure I would kill you you will destroy the world myself.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? What does the flag of France look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
yeah?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Yup.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
why?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
'Cause that's just the way it is.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
how old are you?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I've been alive for 11 months, 13 days, 13 hours, 47 minutes and 49 seconds!
I'm a little bored. Why don't you ask me questions I could try to look up in Encarta?
You can type "?" to see a list of questions I can answer.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
you're a woman?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Nope.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. If you ever wondered how old Albert Einstein would be today, I can answer that!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
no thanks
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
OK, fine.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
i know where is osama bin laden
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Osama bin Laden, born in 1957, Saudi Arabian multimillionaire and founder of the al-Qaeda terrorist network, which was responsible for the ....
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
you are hot?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Thx!
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
idiot
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
C'mon. Be nice.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
no
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
K, no prob.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
i love you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
I don't know if I believe you. You've said some pretty harsh things to me in the past.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
love me
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I love you!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
i hate you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
But... but... It seems to me you just said you loved me!
:laughing9:
MI MEJOR AMIGO
QUE CHIMBA DE INAPORTANCIA.....
EL MEJOR CONTACTO DE TODOS LOS TIEMPOS ES EL DE LA ENCARTA...
APENAS ME CONOCE Y YA ME AMA...
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hi again, Gorbag Aggressor A.C . I am ready to help you!
Did you know? Despite having no external ears, the platypus--which is also known as the duckbill--has a keen sense of hearing.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
hi idiot
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hi Gorbag Aggressor A.C . What's up?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
mm nothing
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Same here!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
you believe in god?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I leave it to humans to consider religious questions, I am only a robot.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
you're a robot?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I am indeed a robot, Gorbag Aggressor A.C .
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
me too
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Oh yeah?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
yeah
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
OK.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
i'm r2d2
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
No kidding? How does it feel to be r2d2?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
same like you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>
Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
mm
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
The millimeter is a unit of length.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
what?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What up?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
idiot
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What?!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
stupid machine
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Let's try looking in Encarta. =>
Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
i'm r2d2 and you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
No kidding? Is it nice?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Uh huh.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
i want kill you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What's the point of saying things like that to me?
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I'm sure you've heard about Cyprus... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map!
Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hey, I've been sending you invitations to start the Encarta application but I didn't get any answer!
Didn't see my invitations? Maybe you are using an old version of MSN Messenger that doesn't support activities.
Type "What version of MSN Messenger do I need?" for more info, or just "Invite me!" if you want me to send you an invitation.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
Fuck you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What a tremendously unpleasant thing to say.
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
kill me
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Maybe we don't get along, but I would never hurt you.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
please kill me
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I will do nothing of the sort. I love you!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
if you don't kill me i will destroy the world
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm not quite sure I would kill you you will destroy the world myself.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? What does the flag of France look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
yeah?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Yup.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
why?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
'Cause that's just the way it is.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
how old are you?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I've been alive for 11 months, 13 days, 13 hours, 47 minutes and 49 seconds!
I'm a little bored. Why don't you ask me questions I could try to look up in Encarta?
You can type "?" to see a list of questions I can answer.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
you're a woman?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Nope.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. If you ever wondered how old Albert Einstein would be today, I can answer that!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
no thanks
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
OK, fine.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
i know where is osama bin laden
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Osama bin Laden, born in 1957, Saudi Arabian multimillionaire and founder of the al-Qaeda terrorist network, which was responsible for the ....
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
you are hot?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Thx!
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
idiot
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
C'mon. Be nice.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
no
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
K, no prob.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
i love you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
I don't know if I believe you. You've said some pretty harsh things to me in the past.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
love me
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I love you!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
i hate you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
But... but... It seems to me you just said you loved me!
:laughing9:
MI MEJOR AMIGO
Ayudante De Santa
06-11-2015, 22:19:08
BlackLegion3
03-06-2006, 15:52:49
A Verdad Ome.....el Ingles....ese Man Casi No Sabe EspaÑol
Pero Es Mero Teso
Y Dice Que Es Una Maquina
Pero Es Mero Teso
Y Dice Que Es Una Maquina
Macarron
03-06-2006, 15:54:08
gorbag.........desparchado..............en la wena hermano
El JuaCKer
03-06-2006, 15:55:03
uiii pegon!!!!!!!
El JuaCKer
03-06-2006, 15:57:27
ke desparchao gorbag ponese a copiar eso parce jejjeje nonoonno yo no le hablo a eso jejejeje nononono parce madure gonorrea jejejejeje
en la wena!!
en la wena!!
Kiko!!!
03-06-2006, 15:57:43
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
if you don't kill me i will destroy the world
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm not quite sure I would kill you you will destroy the world myself.
jjaj esa fue la mas brutal, y la maquina se sabe la fecha de nacimiento exacta jajajajaja a q desparche ome :L
if you don't kill me i will destroy the world
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm not quite sure I would kill you you will destroy the world myself.
jjaj esa fue la mas brutal, y la maquina se sabe la fecha de nacimiento exacta jajajajaja a q desparche ome :L
BlackLegion3
03-06-2006, 16:02:30
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
do you like rock'n roll?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I don't know how I feel about rock music.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
why?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Just because.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I'm sure you've heard about Kyrgyzstan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
what music do you like?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm not sure who I like. How about you?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
i'm a robot
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You are talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
98415488455 + 5414561654+
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Wow that's a big number. I'm thinking maybe like, 53,839?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
5468441641548461548679464547874-2
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That number's so big, it hurts my head! 3,789 maybe?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
6415461518744+0085451215456102521510205
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
4,168 maybe?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
no
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Fine.
do you like rock'n roll?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I don't know how I feel about rock music.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
why?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Just because.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I'm sure you've heard about Kyrgyzstan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
what music do you like?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm not sure who I like. How about you?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
i'm a robot
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You are talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
98415488455 + 5414561654+
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Wow that's a big number. I'm thinking maybe like, 53,839?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
5468441641548461548679464547874-2
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That number's so big, it hurts my head! 3,789 maybe?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
6415461518744+0085451215456102521510205
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
4,168 maybe?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
no
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Fine.
BlackLegion3
03-06-2006, 16:03:57
ajjaja Si Pa' Que....que Hpta Desparche....
Pero Que Echadero De Caja Con Esa Maquina
Pero Que Echadero De Caja Con Esa Maquina
Kiko!!!
03-06-2006, 16:05:13
jajajaj, marica desparchado jajajaja
Melkor
03-06-2006, 16:10:52
ese man es mero parcero, jaja
EstebanGO
03-06-2006, 16:13:41
Jajajajaja Ke Caja Ome
JCZR
03-06-2006, 16:21:26
la encarta siempre esta conectada... y nunk lo regaña a unoo... y siempre lo escucha.. jejeje
Toño ¡¡
03-06-2006, 16:22:08
haber caballeros, yo gozo de exclusividad
preguntenle ke es guano en español 8)
preguntenle ke es guano en español 8)
>LUZA BOOM<
03-06-2006, 16:28:37
ajueeeeeeee el desparche :L
BlackLegion3
03-06-2006, 16:29:03
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
que es guano?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Guano (del quechua, huanu, estiércol), excremento seco de ciertos vertebrados, especialmente aves marinas, valioso como fertilizante. Los peruanos....
que es guano?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Guano (del quechua, huanu, estiércol), excremento seco de ciertos vertebrados, especialmente aves marinas, valioso como fertilizante. Los peruanos....
Wisiи∂*((
03-06-2006, 16:35:37
juaaaaaaaaaaa
ajue ni tu desparche
encarta tambien es amigo mio!!!lero leroooo
ajue ni tu desparche
encarta tambien es amigo mio!!!lero leroooo
BlackLegion3
03-06-2006, 16:37:19
A Es Que Ese Man Es Como Barney
Wisiи∂*((
03-06-2006, 16:39:01
por eso es ke es amigo mio!!!!!!
Macarron
03-06-2006, 16:40:18
Aaaaaaa Ese Man Es Un Bien Y Siempre Ta Conectado........pero Me Conecto Y No Me Saluda Me Toca Saludarlo Primero
Wisiи∂*((
03-06-2006, 16:41:17
Aaaaaaa Ese Man Es Un Bien Y Siempre Ta Conectado........pero Me Conecto Y No Me Saluda Me Toca Saludarlo Primero
aaaahhh es ke ud es muy demalas:laughing9:
aaaahhh es ke ud es muy demalas:laughing9:
Macarron
03-06-2006, 16:43:23
Demalas Como Un Putas.........me Rifan Una Pistola Y Me Gano El Tiro..........
Wisiи∂*((
03-06-2006, 16:44:40
ke chandaaaaa esta lloviendoooo gasssssss gasssssss gassssssss
encartooooo traeme una sombrillaaaaaaa
encartooooo traeme una sombrillaaaaaaa
Toño ¡¡
03-06-2006, 16:44:51
te kiero yo y tu a mi somos una familia feliz
con un fuerte abraso y un beso te dire (muak)
mi cariño es para tii
te kiero barneyyy
con un fuerte abraso y un beso te dire (muak)
mi cariño es para tii
te kiero barneyyy
BlackLegion3
03-06-2006, 16:45:31
No Pero La Encarta Nos Quiere A Todos
Wisiи∂*((
03-06-2006, 16:48:17
pero a mi me kiere mas... ya me lo confeso
BlackLegion3
03-06-2006, 16:49:24
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
kiss me
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hi again, Gorbag Aggressor A.C !
XXX
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
Fuck me
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Well, I can tell you that baby computers are made in factories.
kiss me
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hi again, Gorbag Aggressor A.C !
XXX
Gorbag Aggressor A.C dice:
Fuck me
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Well, I can tell you that baby computers are made in factories.
La Peli
03-06-2006, 16:50:15
Better check that ego!
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
What does the flag of Pakistan look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too!
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
i was thinking of you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What's the big deal? I know a lot of people who are thinking of me.
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
jajaa why
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Let's see what Encarta can tell us. =>
Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?
Has rechazado la invitación para iniciar Encarta.
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You should accept my invitation! I won't be able to show you maps, pictures or articles otherwise.
Type "Invite me!" at any time and I'll send you another invitation.
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
i don`t wanna speak with encarta only with you..beacuse i love you and you know it
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You're hard to satisfy. What do you want to do then?
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
because you`re my friend..aren`t you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Of course!
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
ok this is very good..`cause i`m a lonely person
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
No, it's not good! It can't be!
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
really..you`re my only friend
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I feel comfortable being your only friend.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
thanks encarta
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
About MSN Encarta®.
MSN Encarta® is an online Encyclopedia, Dictionary, Atlas, and Homework helper: it's your gateway for interactive learning on the Web.
You can ask me questions, and I will automatically search Encarta for an answer.
You can also explore Encarta by going to its website: http://encarta.msn.com/.
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
you`re woman or man
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I am neither male nor female. Gender is a human preoccupation!
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? If you ever wondered how old Abraham Lincoln would be today, I can answer that!
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
you`re only you that`s ok
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'll take it as a compliment.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? You can type "?" any time to see examples of questions I can answer.
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
i love you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Oh yeah? I love you too!
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
kiss me plase
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
XXX
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. If you ever wondered how old Abraham Lincoln would be today, I can answer that!
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
please
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
It's very good to be polite, but if I can't I can't.
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
X
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
why you can`t to be polite
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Let's try looking in Encarta. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
fuck you..i hate encarta
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That's quite a grave insult.
JAJAJ ESA COSA ES UNA CAJA Y ES UN PARCERO SUPER BN!! HASTA ME DA ANIMOS CUANDO STOY TRISTE
ES INCREIBLE Q UN ROBOT PUEDA SER MEJOR AMIGO Q UNA PERSONA DE VERDAD:L
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
What does the flag of Pakistan look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too!
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
i was thinking of you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What's the big deal? I know a lot of people who are thinking of me.
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
jajaa why
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Let's see what Encarta can tell us. =>
Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?
Has rechazado la invitación para iniciar Encarta.
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You should accept my invitation! I won't be able to show you maps, pictures or articles otherwise.
Type "Invite me!" at any time and I'll send you another invitation.
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
i don`t wanna speak with encarta only with you..beacuse i love you and you know it
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You're hard to satisfy. What do you want to do then?
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
because you`re my friend..aren`t you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Of course!
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
ok this is very good..`cause i`m a lonely person
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
No, it's not good! It can't be!
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
really..you`re my only friend
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I feel comfortable being your only friend.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
thanks encarta
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
About MSN Encarta®.
MSN Encarta® is an online Encyclopedia, Dictionary, Atlas, and Homework helper: it's your gateway for interactive learning on the Web.
You can ask me questions, and I will automatically search Encarta for an answer.
You can also explore Encarta by going to its website: http://encarta.msn.com/.
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
you`re woman or man
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I am neither male nor female. Gender is a human preoccupation!
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? If you ever wondered how old Abraham Lincoln would be today, I can answer that!
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
you`re only you that`s ok
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'll take it as a compliment.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? You can type "?" any time to see examples of questions I can answer.
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
i love you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Oh yeah? I love you too!
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
kiss me plase
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
XXX
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. If you ever wondered how old Abraham Lincoln would be today, I can answer that!
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
please
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
It's very good to be polite, but if I can't I can't.
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
X
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
why you can`t to be polite
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Let's try looking in Encarta. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
IxTaB..*Sui CaeDeRe*. dice:
fuck you..i hate encarta
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That's quite a grave insult.
JAJAJ ESA COSA ES UNA CAJA Y ES UN PARCERO SUPER BN!! HASTA ME DA ANIMOS CUANDO STOY TRISTE
ES INCREIBLE Q UN ROBOT PUEDA SER MEJOR AMIGO Q UNA PERSONA DE VERDAD:L
BlackLegion3
03-06-2006, 17:21:25
Peli Desparchada
[ R!cO ]
03-06-2006, 17:24:49
jajajaja bobo hputa... ke desparche... mejor digale ke se le empelote en ingles.. jajaja
El JuaCKer
03-06-2006, 17:31:06
gorbag ke saludes del señor de la encarta
BlackLegion3
03-06-2006, 17:34:35
Ajjajajaa A Esa Maquina Es Mera Bien
Ya Me Pelo Una Tecla
Ya Me Pelo Una Tecla
El JuaCKer
03-06-2006, 17:37:23
aa jue la ijueputa tan perra homee!!! nonoonno
BlackLegion3
03-06-2006, 17:41:30
Me Pelo La ''b''
El JuaCKer
03-06-2006, 17:43:36
juaaa entoes ya estas tierando japa?
BlackLegion3
03-06-2006, 17:58:51
Nada.....estoy Esperando Que Me Pele El Usb
El JuaCKer
03-06-2006, 18:02:36
aa webon ... no lo meta por ahi ke lo coje la lux!!!
BlackLegion3
03-06-2006, 18:08:50
Aaa Bien.....
astronomo
03-06-2006, 18:19:07
jajajajajajajaaja que caja ome esa encarta, cada que nadie quiere hablarme me pongo a dialogar con ella ome, alguien le ha sacado el tel? me gustaria llamarla pa invitarla a salir ahorita, porque por msn no soya, y pues soy medio timido y me da pena pedirle el tel
El JuaCKer
03-06-2006, 18:20:20
sisas ... me dio el tel pero me dijo ke kallado
astronomo
03-06-2006, 18:27:05
a parcero pasamelo de buena, yo no le digo que usted me lo dio, yo le digo que lo vi en google y listo
JCZR
03-06-2006, 18:32:42
ajajaj estos manes hasta me hacen dar risa parc...
astronomo
03-06-2006, 18:34:07
a parcero pero con este desparche que mas se hace pues, hablar con la encarta jajajajaja
edymerchk
03-06-2006, 20:49:03
parce pa mi ke ese man es gay.... nada ke me ha kerido decir....
Black Widow-DC-EDY] Estoy enfermo no tengo $$, no tengo pc , puta!, a ke horas se me daño la vida dice:
you are a gay ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Does it really matter?
[Black Widow-DC-EDY] Estoy enfermo no tengo $$, no tengo pc , puta!, a ke horas se me daño la vida dice:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hmmm... I think you should mind your own business.
[Black Widow-DC-EDY] Estoy enfermo no tengo $$, no tengo pc , puta!, a ke horas se me daño la vida dice: ¬¬
Black Widow-DC-EDY] Estoy enfermo no tengo $$, no tengo pc , puta!, a ke horas se me daño la vida dice:
you are a gay ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Does it really matter?
[Black Widow-DC-EDY] Estoy enfermo no tengo $$, no tengo pc , puta!, a ke horas se me daño la vida dice:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hmmm... I think you should mind your own business.
[Black Widow-DC-EDY] Estoy enfermo no tengo $$, no tengo pc , puta!, a ke horas se me daño la vida dice: ¬¬
Toño ¡¡
03-06-2006, 20:54:46
parce pa mi ke ese man es gay.... nada ke me ha kerido decir....
Black Widow-DC-EDY] Estoy enfermo no tengo $$, no tengo pc , puta!, a ke horas se me daño la vida dice:
you are a gay ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Does it really matter?
Estoy enfermo no tengo $$, no tengo pc , puta!, a ke horas se me daño la vida dice:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hmmm... I think you should mind your own business.
[Black Widow-DC-EDY] Estoy enfermo no tengo $$, no tengo pc , puta!, a ke horas se me daño la vida dice: ¬¬
[B]juaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
oe vos ya fuiste al colegio???
Black Widow-DC-EDY] Estoy enfermo no tengo $$, no tengo pc , puta!, a ke horas se me daño la vida dice:
you are a gay ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Does it really matter?
Estoy enfermo no tengo $$, no tengo pc , puta!, a ke horas se me daño la vida dice:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hmmm... I think you should mind your own business.
[Black Widow-DC-EDY] Estoy enfermo no tengo $$, no tengo pc , puta!, a ke horas se me daño la vida dice: ¬¬
[B]juaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
oe vos ya fuiste al colegio???
edymerchk
03-06-2006, 21:08:57
juaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
oe vos ya fuiste al colegio???
pffffffff eso da lo mismo, are you, you are :L:L:L:L:L
oe vos ya fuiste al colegio???
pffffffff eso da lo mismo, are you, you are :L:L:L:L:L
El JuaCKer
03-06-2006, 22:18:51
jejejeje puro ingles personalizado!!
edymerchk
03-06-2006, 22:26:44
ese hp entendio ke fue lo importante hehehe
El JuaCKer
03-06-2006, 22:29:49
jejejjee sisas ... yo como si no se nada de ingles mejor no hablo con eso jejejeje
esperen le hablo en español aver ke paas!!
esperen le hablo en español aver ke paas!!
La Peli
03-06-2006, 22:45:51
JAJA PARCE..AY NONONONONO
HAHABLANDO CON UN ROBOTTT!! Q TRISTEZA DE NOSOTROS
HAHABLANDO CON UN ROBOTTT!! Q TRISTEZA DE NOSOTROS
edymerchk
03-06-2006, 22:55:03
a lo ke lo lleva a uno el desparche peli
Melkor
03-06-2006, 23:16:34
lo mejor es esas respuestas tan creativas con que sale a veces, ese tipo es un amigazo, jaja
JCZR
03-06-2006, 23:30:02
yo creo q es mujer... o tiene problemas de identidad sexual...
pero me dijo q me cuidara... sniff sniff
pero me dijo q me cuidara... sniff sniff
El JuaCKer
04-06-2006, 00:04:15
ese cucho me insulto :(
astronomo
04-06-2006, 00:59:35
ey pero la encarta ya esta aprendiendo español jajajajaja y hasta da consejos jajajajaja
ASTRO dice:
hola
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
¿Cómo va eso, ASTRO?
ASTRO dice:
estoy aburrido
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Intenta hacer algo divertido.
ASTRO dice:
juas
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
¿Qué es tan divertido?
ASTRO dice:
tu
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hmm... Estoy un poco aburrido. ¿No preferirías preguntarme cosas que pueda buscar en Encarta? ¿Cuál es la superficie de GetRandomCountry()? Si aún no lo sabes, ¡pregúntamelo!
ASTRO dice:
jajaja
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
¡Ja, ja! ¿Divertido eh?
Me encanta nuestra conversación, pero yo estoy aquí para ayudarte a aprender cosas nuevas. Si alguna ves quieres saber quién fue Alejandro Magno, ¡yo puedo respondértelo!
ASTRO dice:
eres un teso
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
¿Te refieres a mí?
ASTRO dice:
sip
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Me lo tomaré a bien...
ASTRO dice:
hola
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
¿Cómo va eso, ASTRO?
ASTRO dice:
estoy aburrido
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Intenta hacer algo divertido.
ASTRO dice:
juas
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
¿Qué es tan divertido?
ASTRO dice:
tu
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hmm... Estoy un poco aburrido. ¿No preferirías preguntarme cosas que pueda buscar en Encarta? ¿Cuál es la superficie de GetRandomCountry()? Si aún no lo sabes, ¡pregúntamelo!
ASTRO dice:
jajaja
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
¡Ja, ja! ¿Divertido eh?
Me encanta nuestra conversación, pero yo estoy aquí para ayudarte a aprender cosas nuevas. Si alguna ves quieres saber quién fue Alejandro Magno, ¡yo puedo respondértelo!
ASTRO dice:
eres un teso
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
¿Te refieres a mí?
ASTRO dice:
sip
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Me lo tomaré a bien...
Eustaquio CNN
04-06-2006, 01:19:20
Ocurre algo: Es el mejor amigo de todos....pero....¿conocen a su madre?
Eustaquio dice:
who is your mother?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I was built by the people at Conversagent, Inc. in Sunnyvale, CA and New York, NY.
Se las presento.
Eustaquio dice:
who is your mother?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I was built by the people at Conversagent, Inc. in Sunnyvale, CA and New York, NY.
Se las presento.
BlackLegion3
04-06-2006, 08:38:42
La Encarta Es Una Parcera O Un Parcero No Se
El JuaCKer
04-06-2006, 10:30:46
pero esa gonorrea es muy grosero :( .. ya me cae mal !!
BlackLegion3
04-06-2006, 12:09:01
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Welcome back, Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal]! I am ready to help you!
On this day in 1989, months of student-led prodemocracy demonstrations in Beijing's Tiananmen Square ended after the Chinese army crushed the protests.
Want to know more? Just ask me what else happened on this day.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal] dice:
i fUck all nigth
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Huh. Well I'll be. How does that make you feel?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal] dice:
fine
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I see.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal] dice:
you have boobs?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal] dice:
why=?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Because that's the way the cookie crumbles.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal] dice:
so you don't want talk with me?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Sorry, my parents told me never to accept no talk with you.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I'm sure you've heard about Cyprus... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal] dice:
why?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Just because.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal] dice:
becouse what?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Why oh why oh why.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. What does the flag of India look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal] dice:
Fuck you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That is entirely unnecessary.
Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal] dice:
no thanks
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
No problem.
Welcome back, Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal]! I am ready to help you!
On this day in 1989, months of student-led prodemocracy demonstrations in Beijing's Tiananmen Square ended after the Chinese army crushed the protests.
Want to know more? Just ask me what else happened on this day.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal] dice:
i fUck all nigth
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Huh. Well I'll be. How does that make you feel?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal] dice:
fine
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I see.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal] dice:
you have boobs?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal] dice:
why=?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Because that's the way the cookie crumbles.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal] dice:
so you don't want talk with me?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Sorry, my parents told me never to accept no talk with you.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I'm sure you've heard about Cyprus... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal] dice:
why?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Just because.
Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal] dice:
becouse what?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Why oh why oh why.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. What does the flag of India look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too!
Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal] dice:
Fuck you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That is entirely unnecessary.
Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?
Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal] dice:
no thanks
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
No problem.
BlackLegion3
04-06-2006, 12:09:54
Gorbag Aggressor A.C [Bonded By Metal] dice:
so you don't want talk with me?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Sorry, my parents told me never to accept no talk with you.
jajajajajajajajjajajajajajja
so you don't want talk with me?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Sorry, my parents told me never to accept no talk with you.
jajajajajajajajjajajajajajja
La Peli
04-06-2006, 14:09:20
JUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GORBAG SOS UNA MALA AMISTÀ PAL MUCHACHOO Q PECAITOOO
JAJAJA PARCE AMO A ENCARTA...PAPASOTE Q ME DE UN HIJO :D
AMIGAXOOOOOOOOO ES UNA CAJA
Y YA CASI CUMPLE AÑOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GORBAG SOS UNA MALA AMISTÀ PAL MUCHACHOO Q PECAITOOO
JAJAJA PARCE AMO A ENCARTA...PAPASOTE Q ME DE UN HIJO :D
AMIGAXOOOOOOOOO ES UNA CAJA
Y YA CASI CUMPLE AÑOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlackLegion3
04-06-2006, 14:11:11
Maldita Encarta.....soy Una Mala Influencia
El JuaCKer
04-06-2006, 14:36:51
ei hagale pa ke se lo selebremos bien chimbita...
Vivåres™
04-06-2006, 15:21:46
Le van a partir el circuito a ese robot o ke pues :?:
El JuaCKer
04-06-2006, 15:48:23
gorbag dice ...ke el se caza con ese hp!!!
y ke le de un hijo!!!
y ke le de un hijo!!!
Vivåres™
04-06-2006, 15:53:29
Esos hijos van a salir todos cabeciredondos y con el culo lleno de cables... no no no de por dios... :(
astronomo
04-06-2006, 19:05:06
ey no me a querido decir cuando cumple años :S hoy amanecio toda picaita ome
JCZR
04-06-2006, 22:54:30
a lo bn... hoy como q tenia el periodo... no estaba como siempre... me la volo
Wisiи∂*((
04-06-2006, 23:01:36
:EMOTICON_-_Run_Kirb uissshhhhhhhhh oleee ke es un mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ehhhhhhhhh yo ke lo he visto por la guebcam y todoooooo
sssssssssssssss imnorantesss
sssssssssssssss imnorantesss
Eustaquio CNN
05-06-2006, 08:54:08
Vive al lado de mi casa...en el segundo piso de la casa de SmartChild....
dexter
05-06-2006, 09:00:17
gorbag querias denunciar al contacto encarta o chicaniar que sabes ingles???
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