Me:
Si buenas?
God:
Can you be more specific? What time is it there?
Me:
Te importa?
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
Por?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
No...solo español...
God:
You must be American. I do not understand.
Me:
Ahhhhh...no sos pues tan teso?
God:
Do you still ? Are you serious? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Ey veni....como asi que no hablas español......y eso?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? Un poquito. Why did the robot cross the road? .
Me:
no me cambies el tema guevon...
God:
Are you serious? YOU? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
No....sabes que......suerte mas bien.....
God:
Are you serious? Let us change the subject. What do you look like?
Me:
Ahhhh.....que pereza este man.
God:
Are we still talking about suerte mas bien? Un poquito.
Me:
Un poquito que?
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
Noooo........me abro mas bien...
God:
Are you serious? YOU? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
te importa?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
para que?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
gud bay mas bien......o como se escriba..
God:
I do not understand. Un poquito.
Me:
Suerte
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Es en serio???....
God:
Das kommt darauf an, was Du mit "es" meinst.
Me:
ahora eso es que....aleman o que?
Me:
God:
Das kommt darauf an, was Du mit "es" meinst.
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
suere pecueca....crei que eras mas teso
God:
Tell me a story. Is that from ?
Me:
fuck you...
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
No entendiste.....que fuck you ome...