Me:
do you speak spanish?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in me spanish.
Me:
yes: for example, ateo, puta, perra, culo...
God:
So? Can you think of another example?
Me:
yes... Incrédulo, Izquierda, Blasfemia
God:
I understand. Do you mind if I tell other people: said n c r l o Izquierda Blasfemia.
Me:
well...let's talk about Uribe, ok?
God:
Well what? OK. Sure, but Uribe doesn't sounds like a good topic.
Me:
do you remember Colombia?
God:
Yes I remember everything: said n c r l o Izquierda Blasfemia.
Me:
are you kidding me???
God:
Yes I am just joking around, .
Me:
holly shit...fuck you!
God:
Who are you talking about? Why are you so mean?
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
good bye, and fuck you
God:
And remember, I love you.