curso espsñol para ingleses..

Leedlo en alto, es imprescindible. Si no, no tiene gracia.

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LESON UAN: (Leedlo en alto si podeis, si no, no tiene gracia)
There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish,but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems have finished, if your are a gringo and you don't know speak Spanish, the Smart Gringo will be helpful in your learning. For instance, we
took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is speak Spanish.

INSISTO: LEEDLO EN ALTO

Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner

N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair

Who and seek ago = Juan se cago = John is a chicken things.

S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.

Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags

Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.

As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.

The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando =stop bugging me.

See eye = si hay = yes we have

T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?

T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.

Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you

Y ahora más:

Web us come ham on = Huevos con jamon

Web us come toss see no = Huevos con tocino

Web us tea be us = huevos tibios

Web us come shore is so = huevos con chorizo

Web be toes come free hall lit toes = huevitos con frijolitos

Does stack kit toes door add it toes the Paul Joe = dos taquitos doraditos de pollo

Does stack kit toes the car neat as = dos taquitos de carnitas

Come chill leap toes hall up pen Joe's = Con chilitos jalapeños

Come chill lack kill less = con chilaquiles

E free hall lit toes = y frijolitos

Train us on six the shell as = traenos un six de chelas

Kiss sea ram most does tea kill as = quisieramos dos tequilas

See Gary toes = cigarritos